when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
its so weird that one of the few things that completely and entirely unites an entire generation of jaded adults is an encyclopedic knowledge of spongebob quotes
well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
Good luck sleeping tonight
"Do you drive?"
"No, a real car."
best response to a sexist boyfriend
If you haven’t seen She’s The Man yet you need to examine your life choices.